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Idea #83


Retractable Horn Sound

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We’re almost to the parking garage. There’s a bicyclist moving up on the inside. Pam slows down to let her pass. The car behind us honks.

Pam
What the f**k, man?! What the F**K! Motherf**king asshole honking at me?! I’m trying not to f**king kill anyone you F**KING ASSHAT!

Steve
He probably didn’t see the bicyclist and wondered why you were slowing down, and then when he saw the bicyclist probably got embarrassed and was wishing there was a way he could take back his honk but couldn’t because that’s not how horns work so we all just have to move on.

Pam
Oh.

Beat.

Pam
They should make a retractable horn sound that’s equivalent to my bad.

Steve
Yeah, that’s a good idea.

Full disclosure: Not exactly what Pam said when the car honked. I sorta paraphrased and then embellished.

Fuller disclosure: Actually, it’s pretty accurate.

Fullest disclosure: My wife is part sailor.

Every time you click that clap a puppy gets a belly scratch, an ear rub, AND a handful of super yummy crunchy puppy treats. But if not, it gets the hose again. Just saying. If you have a comment, please lay it on me. I will lay it back. 🙂


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