The Mooch and his ‘pea-size’ testicles desperate to stay on wife’s good side

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“I have pea-size gibbon testicles. I just want to state that.”

Anthony Scaramucci is desperate to stay on his wife Deidre’s good side.

The ex-White House staffer was interviewing Tim Samuels about his tome, “Future Man: How To Evolve and Thrive in the Age of Trump, Mansplaining and #MeToo” when the author revealed that the size of a man’s testicles relates to his level of promiscuity.

Deidre, whose maiden name is, ahem, Ball, filed for divorce from Scaramucci when she was nine months pregnant — after which he was linked to Kimberly Guilfoyle, whom he insisted at the time was a friend.

Mooch and Ball later reconciled.

The Mooch initially bragged on the Radio.com show “Mooch and the Mrs.” of his package: “Mine are like grapefruits!”

But when Samuels pointed out, “Well, if they are, you’re more of the chimp-end of the spectrum . . . the reason chimps have big testicles is because they are so promiscuous” — the Mooch backpedalled, “I have pea-size gibbon testicles. I just want to state that . . . They’re little Green Giant peas in the frozen food section.”

Mused Deidre, “OK, yeah.”

Page Six reported last month that Deidre is potentially in the running to join “The Real Housewives of New York.”

She subsequently said on the couple’s podcast, “I’d love to do the show if they really wanted me.”

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