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On day five of election recounts in Milwaukee, all observers were given poop emoji wristbands from Wisconsin Center staff

On day five of election recounts in Milwaukee, all observers were given poop emoji wristbands from Wisconsin Center staff

On day five of election recounts in Milwaukee, all observers were given poop emoji wristbands from Wisconsin Center staff



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  1. “A recount volunteer says she and others were forced to wear these bracelets to participate in recount,” conservative radio talk show host Vicki McKenna tweeted. “Staff, attorneys and volunteers all wearing them. Do these people NOT take elections seriously?”

    Cue the whining, and outrage followed by the pearl clutching. I personally can’t wait to hear Giuliani argue this in court.

  2. Christenson added, “I think this shows that some people are just desperate for any controversy that they hope will distract from the fact that the recount is going smoothly and will confirm the results reported on election night.”

    Clutch those pearls. Assholes.

  3. Republican observer: STOP EVERYTHING, that ballot he just pulled out was folded! Voter fraud! We found voter fraud! Call the Supreme Court! Declare trump president for all time!

    Election Official: Sir, that was a take-out menu. We’re ordering lunch.

    Observer: Oh! I’ll have the King Pao Chicken.

    Official: They don’t have a children’s menu.

  4. It’s funny to think this was a prank, but it would not surprise me at all if somebody just reached for the next box of wristbands from storage and it was these.

    Even if it was a prank, who even cares? And they complain about everybody else being *sensitive* about inconsequential bullshit.

    FWIW here’s the bio blurb from the Twitter account of the woman quoted in the article:

    >WI talk show host. Right-wing hippie. #Catholic #ProLife #ProMen #KissYourDog #PitBulls #BuyGuns #Vote #Vape. I would always rather be fishing.

    She totally seems like a laid-back fun-loving person that would *never* take themselves too seriously.

  5. As a Midwestern parent, I assure you these were overstock from the storage closet and you will damn well use what we have on hand rather than make me run out and get you a new wristband. I don’t care what Michigan and Pennsylvania have on their recount wristbands. You think you are the King of England? Now put on your damn ice cream bracelet and get counting mister.

  6. I love how people’s go-to response on a poop emoji is that they thought it was chocolate ice-cream. That’s the best way to get out of it. LOL And you know who ever decided to use that emoji knew exactly what they were doing. Bravo to you!

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