You know, he’s an asshole, but at least he’s self aware.
TheGame81677 says
It’s called a “Mooch.”
Longjumping-Bee3735 says
Someone post Trumps response, please. I’m not on the Twitter.
MediumFast says
we are now living through **THE LAST SCARAMUCCI** an amazing time to be alive.
construktz says
It’s called a “mooch”, sir.
hellolol2020 says
Scaramucci cracks me up.
mojave_moon says
Summer 2017 seems like a lifetime ago. Who could have predicted that we’d remember the good old days of when this guy was around almost fondly?
Ithaca_Lapidary says
Scaramucci handled himself pretty good throughout trump’s presidency. Colbert really did a number on him, but his good humor carried him through.
*edit~I had to pull up some Colbert/mooch clips, they really are the best!
yundot says
He had this date in his calendar for years.
inquisitive_guy_0_1 says
It’s called a Mooch, Mooch.
gr4v1tt says
The mooch was one of the more benign characters in the whole reality series, but maybe that’s bc he only lasted one mooch. He should do a spin off show
LittleBalloHate says
I know this meme is good, but I also apply a different Scaramucci rule: the “Scaramucci line” is the line after which anyone who left the Trump administration doesn’t get a mulligan.
Someone who left Trump in, say, 2018, doesn’t get absolved of sins if they say “Yeah sorry Trump is terrible, my bad.” Certainly cabinet members leaving this week don’t get a pass. Anthony Scaramucci was the last person to get out of the Trump admin, apologize, and have me say “Okay, you are allowed back in to polite society.”
buntopolis says
It’s a mooch you dumb jabroni
2_black_cats says
This is the best headline.
faceintheblue says
But will he do the fandango?
bron1985 says
You know what man. I like people who change and can make fun of themselves. I know this dude is probably no saint. But damn he’s charming.
LanguishViking says
… and less than one Scaramucci until we never have to think about Scaramucci again.
FoxyInTheSnow says
Lotta people in the West Wing this week *trying to suck their own cocks*, I’d wager.
SplendidAndVile says
Fuck Scaramucci. He’s a fucking scumbag opportunist who was more than happy to work for Trump.
papa_mike2 says
Stop trying to make ‘scaramucci’ a thing Gretchen! It’s not going to happen!
FoolhardyBastard says
Too funny.
MrHandyHands616 says
“Where I grew up, we’re front-stabbers”
*-The Mooch 2017*
PeruvianHeadshrinker says
How many scaramucchis has he been waiting to say that?
kthulhu666 says
I’m thankful for each decimooch that passes peacefully, but I still fear the worst from our President.
cloudbasedsardony says
i wonder how many scarmucci’s he’s been waiting to say that.
agentup says
Don’t let Scaramucci use his charm to rehabilitate his image . Dude is still a grifter.
Jkj864781 says
How can you not love this prick?
johnny_soultrane says
Uh the term is a mooch, mooch. He has less than a mooch.
1Viking says
I can’t wait to count his impending prison sentence in Scaramuccis.
The Mooch is the only good thing that came out of 4 years of Trump.
commandrix says
There is still time to get a good Fandango in, though.
Cmdr-Panda says
It’s been years since the mooch and I still think about it. I still can’t believe it happened. Dude just showed up, aggressively New Jersey’d, and left.
I have an easier time believing Mooch was the “inside man” in an elaborate *Oceans 11* type heist than I do believing he was the acting Whitehouse Director of Communications for a week.
Do you think he stole Trump’s diamonds? Do you think he and Nicholas Cage made off with the declaration of independence? God I wish I knew.
You know, he’s an asshole, but at least he’s self aware.
It’s called a “Mooch.”
Someone post Trumps response, please. I’m not on the Twitter.
we are now living through **THE LAST SCARAMUCCI** an amazing time to be alive.
It’s called a “mooch”, sir.
Scaramucci cracks me up.
Summer 2017 seems like a lifetime ago. Who could have predicted that we’d remember the good old days of when this guy was around almost fondly?
Scaramucci handled himself pretty good throughout trump’s presidency. Colbert really did a number on him, but his good humor carried him through.
*edit~I had to pull up some Colbert/mooch clips, they really are the best!
He had this date in his calendar for years.
It’s called a Mooch, Mooch.
The mooch was one of the more benign characters in the whole reality series, but maybe that’s bc he only lasted one mooch. He should do a spin off show
I know this meme is good, but I also apply a different Scaramucci rule: the “Scaramucci line” is the line after which anyone who left the Trump administration doesn’t get a mulligan.
Someone who left Trump in, say, 2018, doesn’t get absolved of sins if they say “Yeah sorry Trump is terrible, my bad.” Certainly cabinet members leaving this week don’t get a pass. Anthony Scaramucci was the last person to get out of the Trump admin, apologize, and have me say “Okay, you are allowed back in to polite society.”
It’s a mooch you dumb jabroni
This is the best headline.
But will he do the fandango?
You know what man. I like people who change and can make fun of themselves. I know this dude is probably no saint. But damn he’s charming.
… and less than one Scaramucci until we never have to think about Scaramucci again.
Lotta people in the West Wing this week *trying to suck their own cocks*, I’d wager.
Fuck Scaramucci. He’s a fucking scumbag opportunist who was more than happy to work for Trump.
Stop trying to make ‘scaramucci’ a thing Gretchen! It’s not going to happen!
Too funny.
“Where I grew up, we’re front-stabbers”
*-The Mooch 2017*
How many scaramucchis has he been waiting to say that?
I’m thankful for each decimooch that passes peacefully, but I still fear the worst from our President.
i wonder how many scarmucci’s he’s been waiting to say that.
Don’t let Scaramucci use his charm to rehabilitate his image . Dude is still a grifter.
How can you not love this prick?
Uh the term is a mooch, mooch. He has less than a mooch.
I can’t wait to count his impending prison sentence in Scaramuccis.
Beautiful
What’s that…about .4 spiceys?
Need conversion bot update 😀
Very meta
[goddamn you Mooch, why are you so likable!?](https://twitter.com/joyannreid/status/1340358287016005635?s=21)
The Mooch is the only good thing that came out of 4 years of Trump.
There is still time to get a good Fandango in, though.
It’s been years since the mooch and I still think about it. I still can’t believe it happened. Dude just showed up, aggressively New Jersey’d, and left.
I have an easier time believing Mooch was the “inside man” in an elaborate *Oceans 11* type heist than I do believing he was the acting Whitehouse Director of Communications for a week.
Do you think he stole Trump’s diamonds? Do you think he and Nicholas Cage made off with the declaration of independence? God I wish I knew.