Elon Musk’s plans to colonize Mars are well underway and he’s flexing those colonial muscles right here on earth by letting infant X Æ A-Xii lay his little alien eggs all over the unincorporated town of Boca Chica Village, Texas where SpaceX is headquartered and which Elon is planning to build up and rename Starbase, Texas. I know what you’re asking, what do X Æ A-Xii eggs look like? Surprisingly, just like regular old human baby shit. Kanye West, eat your heart out! That Wyoming urine garden is looking mighty pedestrian right about now.
Elon shared this family photo of himself, Grimes, and baby X Æ A-Xii on Twitter. Fun fact: On Starbase, everyone’s hair grows in strong and healthy.
Starbase, Texas pic.twitter.com/mt4IpqqmjF
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 8, 2021
Elon recently announced his plans for creating a new city where Boca Chica Village currently stands. As we know he’s already moved his Tesla operations to Texas to avoid those pesky California regulations.
From thence to Mars,
And hence the Stars.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 2, 2021
Here’s Elon’s massive Starbase erection.
According to People:
Musk is looking to rename and incorporate Boca Chica Village, where his company SpaceX is developing and launching prototypes of its Starship spacecraft, into a new city in South Texas, according to the Houston Chronicle.
“If SpaceX and Elon Musk would like to pursue down this path, they must abide by all state incorporation statutes,” Cameron County Judge Eddie Trevino said in a statement, obtained by multiple outlets. “Cameron County will process any appropriate petitions in conformity with applicable law.”
Statutes? And laws? In Texas?! That’s a good one, Judge Trevino. I’m sure Elon can find a way. What’s he got to do? Check the boxes “I have money” and “I am not an active serial killer” on the form? Done and Will Do!