Nation Takes a Look at Trump’s New Website and Can’t Stop Laughing, ‘I Almost Choked Reading His Biography!’
For reasons all too obvious, Donald Trump felt the need to create a website dedicated to his own greatness. Other presidents build libraries, Donald Trump builds websites. It is easier to collect money from a website, cheaper to build, and there is no federal commission assisting with presidential websites (unlike libraries), commissions that might have some “balance” as to what occurred during Trump’s tenure.
So, the only real amazing part is that it took this long to get Trump’s site up and ready. And, as we reported earlier on Tuesday, this one’s as laughable as you might expect, and created for reasons you might expect.
He’s banned everywhere else! (Much more below):
BANNED NO MORE: Donald Trump Launches ‘Official Website of the 45th President’ https://t.co/MWLyTIf0qY
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) March 30, 2021
Ready? The website is focused solely upon his greatness because that’s all there is to cover, ask Trump. From the website.
“Donald J. Trump launched the most extraordinary political movement in history.
Take that Martin Luther King!! Trump was bigger than your pitiful “political movement,” often referred to as just “the movement.” Well, “move over.”
[Dethroning political dynasties, defeating the Washington Establishment, and becoming the first true outsider elected as President of the United States.
Defeating political dynasties? Mitch McConnell still seems around. Nancy Pelosi is still around. Joe Biden is definitely still around. So is he simply talking about Hillary Clinton as a “political dynasty,” because we were under the impression he voted for her as Senator and wanted an invitation to Cheleas’ wedding. We are confused. First true outsider? Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer from Georgia who served a term as Governor Georgia. Barack Obama had been in the U.S. Senate two years. Oh, and was black. That’s one “outsider” in American politics.
His inspiring, groundbreaking campaign proved pollsters, pundits, prognosticators, and the corporate media spectacularly wrong. He mobilized voters with massive rallies, reached America’s hearts and minds with his vision for national rejuvenation, and overcame virtually every entrenched power structure—political and financial—and achieved a decisive victory, winning states no Republican presidential candidate had won in decades
And lost states (in the second election, that no Republican had lost in decades. As for “national rejuvenation,” we lost our national pride and will lose 600,000 American citizens.
Some responses below:
Disgraced ex-President Trump launches new website where he falsely brags of his “magnificent legacy”, and where you can book him or Melania to appear at your event. Expect to see him on Cameo next. pic.twitter.com/4cydaCAEZ6
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) March 30, 2021
Why would/should we be interested in Donald’s legacy? #askingforafriend
— Michael Shaffer (@michaelbshaffer) March 30, 2021
Trump’s new website claims he “launched the most extraordinary political movement in history… defeating the Washington Establishment” and “saved countless lives” with his covid response. pic.twitter.com/4BccHMq78N
— Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) March 29, 2021
Let’s pass the hat and book him! We have some questions we’d like answered!
📚A “Magnificent Legacy”? A New Trump Website Seems More Delusion Than Reality.📚 — The “sad clown” is back at it. Colorful coverage featuring tweets from @jpierni and @joncoopertweets. Check it out!https://t.co/WFsfE4XsLS
— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) March 30, 2021
Book Melania now pic.twitter.com/Ms76pQ80pK
— Adam Rosenberg, MS, MBA, PhD (@AdamRosenberg16) March 30, 2021
We’re scared to ask. For what?
Have you read their biographies on there? I simultaneously vomited and choked on full-bodied laughter.
— John 🦸🏻 (@Funky_Cold1282) March 30, 2021
And a word from the MAGAs:
I wish all you evil people who speak garbage about the best President the USA EVER had would go jump in the lake and not come back – you make me sick.. u need to get your eyes opened oh wait sorry – you R still asleep!!!! If you don’t know what that means – it figures!!!
— Janice Hofmeister (@JaniceHofmeist2) March 31, 2021
Well reasoned, obviously.
— I.M’s Favorite Bedbug ~ bIm (@mrb477) March 30, 2021
And of course, we end on…
I don’t care
— 🏴☠️Roland (@AbsorbUnderwear) March 30, 2021
— jaywalker (@Janetdplanet163) March 30, 2021
Not really. No – not really.
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