There Are Rumors That John Mulaney And Olivia Munn Have Already Broken Up
Looks like 39-year-old John Mulaney and 41-year-old Olivia Munn‘s PR teams went through the trouble of crafting that elaborate and semi-fictional timeline about how John went to rehab, left his wife, and then met and impregnated Olivia, for absolutely nothing. Us Weekly has spoken to a source who says that John and Olivia’s relationship is headed toward Splitsville and there are rumors that they’re already done. Womp-womp looks like it’s time for Olivia to pull an Offset and tweet out, “Y’all won.”
According to John Mulaney, last October, he moved out of the house he shared with his wife at the time, Anna Marie Tendler, after getting out of rehab. John claims he then “met” Olivia in the spring. Not too sure when John thinks spring begins, but he asked Anna Marie for a divorce in February (and didn’t file until July). Olivia is due before the end of the year, so either that baby gestated faster than normal and should be studied for medical purposes, OR they could be lying to cover up his allegedly cheating on Anna with Olivia. WHO’S TO SAY?!
Cover up or not, it seems to have been useless in the end since sources tell Us Weekly that John and Olivia are essentially over and her friends (and the Internet) saw this coming:
“This has been an imperfect relationship from the start… Even though Olivia’s going to be a wonderful mother and has great support behind her, Olivia’s friends just don’t see these two being a couple in a year’s time,” the source notes.
Their loved ones believe the new couple will absolutely “make great parents” to their little bundle of joy, but “nobody knows yet if they’re going to do that together or apart.”
The romance has been going so fast that they haven’t had time to map out their lives together. “Olivia and John still have to decide what kind of future they’re going to have together, if any,” the insider explains. “It’s a time of uncertainty, for both of them.” The parents-to-be “are a long way from deciding and locking in what their relationship is going to be going forward.”
And the Instagram gossip account Deuxmoi has heard that they’re done:
And another Deuxmoi tipster suggests that John may have really hit the wandering peen train hard and could have allegedly slipped it to someone else other than Olivia and got caught. And apparently, the new piece is also an “A list celebrity” but “not an obvious choice.” I’m sure the Internet sleuths will have an ID for us before day’s end.
Anna Marie Tendler is going to have a field day with this information. I can hear her cackling now! Her performance art game is about to be elevated to a whole other level. Six years of marriage over and then the guy breaks up with the chick he knocked up and left you for? This is her villain origin story, Anna Marie Tendler is about to become an artistic version of the Joker–instead of committing heinous crimes she’s going to leave intricately designed tableaus around the city.