September’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is…

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When drunken mess Beyhan Mutlu joined a search party looking for a missing person, he had no idea that the search party he joined was looking for him, and he also didn’t know that he was about to wander into our Hot Slut of the Month contest and win it all! So if you’re a high school guidance counselor and a student tells you their goal is to be a Hot Slut of the Month (since teenagers definitely read Dlisted and know what Hot Slut of the Month is), just tell them, “You just have to be a drunk mess!”

Beyhan Mutlu is the man from Turkey who went drinking with his friends in the Inegöl district and somehow wandered into the woods (as you do). When his friends and wife couldn’t find him, they contacted the authorities and a search for him began. Beyhan unknowingly joined the search for himself, and when people began shouting his name, he busted out a drunken remix of Lionel Richie’s Hello by asking, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” And now he’s an HSOTM winner!

Beyhan Matlu got 43% of the votes, beating Frances McDormand’s Flip Phone (30%), Frank Ocean’s Robot Shrek Baby (16%), and Volkswagen’s Da Da Da Commercial (11%).

And here’s an interview from earlier this month of our current reigning HSOTM talking about the confusing mess he got himself into. It’s in Turkish so I watched it with janky auto-translate captions in English, and it made him sound like me while eight levels of crunk so I understood every word, naturally.

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: YouTube

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