Marjorie Taylor Greene Begging for $70K to ‘Help Me Sue Pelosi Over Mask Fines!’
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They wouldn’t keep doing it if it didn’t work! Today, Marjorie Taylor Greene sent out an urgent email claiming that she needs $70K in order to sue Nancy Pelosi over being forced to wear a mask.
The $70,000 is how much Marj has accrued in fines. If one thinks that clearing the fines is the first step to suing Nancy Pelosi, it is possible that person is as dumb as Marj.
We are just guessing, but it is possible that Marj just figured out that those fines are about to be attached to her government paycheck and that makes them a bit more “real” and her actions less of a statement. Again, that is our guess.
There has to be some reason. Marj has known she has been being fined all this time, but only now goes off the cliff about it? The most logical explanation is that she just figured that those fines are real and must be paid. But she’s a MAGA and she sure as hell isn’t going to pay them! She has a right to free money! Look at all the work she’s done for them!
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 2, 2021
Okay. But let’s talk about this site again. If we don’t get our $250K to survive, just who is going to be around to sue Jim Jordan, huh? Think about it. NO one, that’s who. So send it, or you’re basically a MAGA, or a moron. Sorry, about the redundancy there.