Gwyneth Paltrow And Daughter Apple Get Mother-Daughter Piercings Every Year For Apple’s Birthday

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June 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Every year on the unfortunately-named Apple Martin’s birthday, she and momma Gwyneth Paltrow get piercings together (what, no vaginal steaming?). Because in case ya didn’t know, Goopy’s not like a regular mom, she’s a *cool* mom. Gwyneth shared this information on Goop’s website to promote the brand’s new “G. Label” jewelry collection. She says Apple was a big inspiration for the pieces. Now, Gwyneth didn’t specify where she and Apple got pierced for the teen’s recent 17th birthday, but hopefully next year Goopy tries piercing her lips shut. Her face lips, yeesh! Get your minds outta the gutter.

Goopy writes:

“Every year on Apple’s birthday, we get a new piercing—it’s this little tradition we have. She was a big inspiration for this collection and helped me refine the designs. She’ll definitely be ‘borrowing’ her namesake earrings.”

Here are the earrings named after Apple. They are $1,450 and, let’s be real, I’ve seen highly similar designs at the drug store:

Goop’s website describes these boring-ass earrings as “incredibly versatile,” “architectural and delicate,” and “undeniably cool.” One can try to deny the coolness, but one would fail.

The rest of the collection is named after Apple’s rich girlfriends. They include Fiene ear cuffs, an Elliott bracelet (George Stephanopoulos’ daughter), Emily earrings, a Sydney pinkie ring, and a Deven necklace. Emily is the cheapest piece at $895. You know that created all sorts of drama in that friend group. And the girls who didn’t get Goop jewelry named after them are totally Snapchatting each other shit like, “ugh, Apple’s mom’s jewelry is cheugy as hell.”

Pic: Instagram

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