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in Buzzbitchy | Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas split over the phone, Ben ‘has been upset’
I knew we would get a ton of follow-up stories about what went wrong in Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ now-over relationship, because we always get a ton of stories about Ben Affleck’s relationships. Remember the constant will they or won’t they when Ben and Jennifer Garner were breaking up and reconciling “for their […] More
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bitchy | “Turtleman Mitch McConnell wants to keep the Senate filibuster” links
Mitch McConnell is trying to screw over Democrats, as always. He wants to convince Dems to keep the filibuster so he can impede President Biden’s agenda. [Towleroad]An in-depth analysis of what astrology predicts for 2021. Basically, there will still be some tough months ahead. [OMG Blog]Hope Hicks’ journey was so strange. [Jezebel]Here’s more about psycho […] More
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bitchy | French show Lupin is about to be viewed more than Bridgerton & The Queen’s Gambit
My show obsessions over the holidays were Bridgerton and The Queen’s Gambit. Bridgerton was the fifth most streamed Netflix original in history and the Queen’s Gambit reinvigorated people’s desire to learn and play chess. Now there is a new wolf in town that is on trend to push Bridgerton from its top spot. Lupin is […] More
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bitchy | Bye Bye Baby Fists: Donald Trump’s fascist era ends with a whimper
Donald Trump is leaving the White House several hours before he would have been dragged out by his ankles. We haven’t discussed his big sendoff plans, which he had to organize himself, because no one – and I mean NO ONE – wanted to organize anything for him. He is very much a disgraced president, […] More
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bitchy | Donald Trump’s final message: ‘Have a good life, we’ll see you soon’
The Trumps are gone. I skipped most of Donald Trump’s final speech, which he gave to a tiny crowd at Andrews Air Force Base, but I did hear the section about the stock market. Dude spent four f–king years treating the stock market like it was the only part of the economy worth mentioning. I […] More
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bitchy | Inauguration Open Post: Hosted by Handsome Joe Biden, the 46th president
Here is our Open Post for today’s Inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. It is upon us. It’s been nothing but fascism, racism, misogyny, violence, bigotry, nationalism, treason, sedition and lies from Donald Trump for five solid years. 81,283,485 good Americans voted for a change, or at least we were voting to a return […] More
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bitchy | Complicit Ivanka Trump says words about ‘moving forward in a positive way’
Ivanka Trump has spent the past few weeks trying to baby-whisper her way into not being blamed for anything that happened over the past five years. She was not successful, because she’s just as incompetent and stupid as her father. So Ivanka used her Instagram to say her “farewell” to the White House, a farewell […] More
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bitchy | Joe and Dr. Jill Biden’s Peloton may have to be modified for security concerns
The NY Times has a dumb nitpicking story about Joe and Dr. Jill Biden’s fitness equipment that I wanted to talk about. I saw a tweet that we’re now in the phase where the press is complaining about brown suits and dijon mustard again and I’m here for that. The Times repeatedly references Biden’s “regular […] More
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bitchy | Tiffany Trump got engaged to a ‘Nigerian millionaire’ at the White House
Tuesday was the Grifter Family’s last full day in the White House. By most accounts, Donald Trump has spent the bulk of the transition period in the White House Residence, watching TV and whining to anyone who will listen. I imagine all of his crotch critters were at the White House yesterday, trying to steal […] More
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bitchy | Prince William’s private secretary Christian Jones has suspiciously resigned
Today is Day 2 of the Duchess of Sussex’s hearing for summary judgement for her lawsuit against the Mail/Mail on Sunday. Again, the crux of the lawsuit is a simple copyright issue: the Mail had no right to publish parts of Meghan’s handwritten letter to her father. The Mail has continued to smear Meghan at […] More
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bitchy | Donald Trump issued 143 pardons & commutations, with one for Steve Bannon
Donald Trump spent his last 24 hours in office not IN the office. He has spent the bulk of his “presidency” at golf courses and Mar-a-Lago, and even when he’s in the White House, he’s rarely spent time in the Oval Office. He prefers to work from what amounts to a TV room so he […] More
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bitchy | Dr. Fauci: new vaccines from Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca coming ‘in weeks’
Look at that, it’s the day we kick ol’ Whohizface out of office and already we have good news spreading throughout the land! This ray of hope comes courtesy of America’s M.D., Dr. Anthony Fauci. Appearing on Meet the Press last Sunday, Dr. Fauci not only cleared up whatever miscommunication caused a surplus of doses […] More
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